Zander walks in with dirty underwear pulled down to his ankles.
Me: Zander! What happened?
Zander: My poop was coming out and I tried to push it back in, but it got on my underwear.
Me: Come here, I’ll clean you up.
Did you get any poop on the ground?
Zander: Yes, but I dug a hole and pooped and then covered it up.
Me: (cleans him up and reminds him poop goes in the toilet) Ok, come show me where your poop is outside.
Zander: It’s not there anymore. Teddy (dog) ate it.
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